having a "dam" good time

not for the squeamish

That nipple piercing

was bloody sore !!

make it as smooth as a

baby's bum, Alice

move a little closer Peach

it's shorter than you think !!

I'm a cunning linguist

you know

oh no !

what have I done ?

zzzzzzzzzz.....................nnnnnnnnnn!!

what's the problem Shrek ?

mind the Rolex, Peach

not in the street,

Stevie for f*cks sake!!

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